Have you seen the mess at Rotherslade?
Where the Council neglect their duty.
Weeds and weeds, not bucket and spade.
Oh Gower! Why do we neglect your beauty?
But Council (ours), you just sit back in your city,
for the locals, once more into the breach
dear friends are cleaning up, and the plastic pity,
that visitors regularly see, despoiled upon the beach.